How Smelly is My Sock?
HOW SMELLY IS MY SOCK?
I’m trying an experiment, I’ve worn my sock a week, To see how rank I make it smell, How bad I make it reek.
I’m throwing in an onion, One anchovy, one shrimp, They squish a bit between my toes, I walk with mild limp.
I notice people move away, When I am on a bus, I finally make an impact And folks now make a fuss.
I’m feeling almost Holy, Watch me part the crowds, I walk around light headed In aromatic clouds.
Perhaps this is how Moses, Had parted violent seas, His sandals were offensive, The fish were on their knees.