How Smelly is My Sock?


I’m trying an experiment, I’ve worn my sock a week, To see how rank I make it smell, How bad I make it reek.

I’m throwing in an onion, One anchovy, one shrimp, They squish a bit between my toes, I walk with mild limp.

I notice people move away, When I am on a bus, I finally make an impact And folks now make a fuss.

I’m feeling almost Holy, Watch me part the crowds, I walk around light headed In aromatic clouds.

Perhaps this is how Moses, Had parted violent seas, His sandals were offensive, The fish were on their knees.

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