Bespoke Animal Science for Discerning Little People

BESPOKE ANIMAL SCIENCE FOR DISCERNING LITTLE PEOPLE

Monkeys like to swing from trees They’re bored stuck in the zoo, And so to keep themselves amused They like to fling their poo.

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Have you heard of the laughing hyena? He laughs at his own dirty jokes, At ladies he screams “pull my finger” Then giggles and laughs till he chokes.

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Leopards have ludicrous diets Inherited straight from the Scots, They eat haggis and pizza in batter, That is why leopards have spots.

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The monitor lizard eats insects And only the freshest of flies Because he is clearly a health nut, His scales come as no great surprise.

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Bears sometimes get upset tummies When over indulging in honey So they clean their brown furry bottoms By wiping their bums on a bunny.

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Hippos only have two teeth The rest went brown and brittle They all fell out from eating sweets When they were only little.

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